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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

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alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

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notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

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habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal